A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
ghar ja
Nov 30, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Sardar smsEk Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Wise Sardar
May 18, 2008 Author: SIKANDARI | Filed under: Sardar smsSardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….
Helmet
Apr 23, 2008 Author: ZeeshanMaq | Filed under: Sardar sms1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena!
tags: Funny sms, Wise word, Sms joke, Hindi Urdu sms, Flirt sms, Love sms, Friendship sms
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia
Apr 19, 2008 Author: cupidsms | Filed under: Sardar sms, Urdu SMSDo sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..
tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Love sms, Funny sms, Sms joke, Friendship sms, Flirt sms
